Tired of getting Coronavirus response emails from all your household creditors? That's super great of them that they are going to be there to ensure they get their payments from you throughout the crisis. Those always makes us feel ultra warm and fuzzy knowing they'll get their pound of flesh. I think we are receiving at least 1 or 2 of these emails a day. Good for you guys, way to sacrifice.

So in an effort to align ourselves with these other fantastic institutions, we are instituting a "No Hair Smelling" policy. This goes for hair smelling from customer to customer, customer to staff, staff to staff and staff to cats. If you can smell someone's hair, you're too close and not abiding by proper social distancing protocols. We are also asking everyone to grow their hair out and stop washing or even rinsing it off as the stink will naturally create a safe barrier between individuals. That stank will also alert you if someone is in violation as if they cover their nose, wrinkle their face or comment on it, they clearly are not abiding to the protocol.

So remember kids, "Give a hoot, get the f*&#k back"