You think you listen to True Minnesota Black Metal? That's not true black metal. True Minnesota Black Metal is born in the icy tundra of of the Iron Range. It's raised by the wolves of the Gunflint Trail. It has to fight to stay alive by stealing food from the Black Bears of Orr. It learns primitive love from the dear tick and has it's first blood meal by mosquito.

You keep worshipping your false metal icons while we continue to lay down True Minnesota Black Metal. Inject your veins with a hot, black dose of corpse defiling, genre defining, True Minnesota Black Metal and we will continue to stain your ears and mutate your metal genes with the cancers from the coldest sun. 

We survive winter, we will survive False Minnesota Black Metal.

Art by the ever-talented Jakub Rozalski